If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it
IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is
pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your
hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program
your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE,
ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when
you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim
milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds,
you'll break wind so hard that your right leg will spasm
and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks
that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to